I don't think brook has ever known best
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Houston, we have a squirter
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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