okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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