Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm both gender and math confused
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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