Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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