How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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