Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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