You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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