i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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