I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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