ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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