I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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