I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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