Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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