why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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