so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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