guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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