let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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