does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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