We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You coming home soon, man?
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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