does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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