So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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