So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Boobs are out for the taking
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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