I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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