just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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