Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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