have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You ate ashes out of my bong
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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