Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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