Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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