Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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