I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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