I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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