I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Randomize
