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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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