got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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