no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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