do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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