Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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