Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
