oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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