At least make sure they are 18
Why
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
