69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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