he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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