I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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