I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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