I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm just crazy horny about you
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
