We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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