angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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