i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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