We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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