Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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